Channel 4’s twitter account tweets insults for charity
Followers of Channel 4’s twitter account may be somewhat surprised today as its tweets included telling Piers Morgan to ‘go f**** himself’.
Not to fear though – this isn’t the work of a rebellious social media manager but is in fact a new incentive to raise money for the charity Stand Up to Cancer.
Channel 4, who are hosting Stand Up To Cancer tonight, released a donation menu on their twitter page earlier today. In exchange for donations to the charity, the account will perform a range of tasks for you with insulting Piers Morgan so far being the most visible online.
Dear @PiersMorgan. Unfortunately our lawyers wouldn’t allow us to say you’re the single biggest wanker in the history of human civilisation. But you’re in the top 1. #SU2CRewards
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
Dear @PiersMorgan. The only thing that Brexit Leavers and Remainers agree on is that you’re a massive bellend. #SU2CRewards,
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
Dear @PiersMorgan. Hope you’re having a wonderful morning. Why don’t you go and f**k yourself. #SU2CRewards,
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
£5 gets a Twitter follower, £10 will see the account creatively insult you or ask out your Twitter crush on your behalf. For £20, they’ll retweet you, rate your meals or ask your boss to give you a raise. For £250, you can have feedback from a commissioner on your TV show pitch.
Ok, Twitter. Today we’re gonna raise some serious cash for @StandUp2C. Below is a donation menu: the more you give, the better the reward. Using #SU2CRewards, tell us what you donated and the reward you want. Oh and guys, this is for cancer…don’t be a dick and lie about donating pic.twitter.com/KpBHEiMP4Z
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
At the highest end of the scale – parting with £1000 will buy you a personal training session with Jason Fox.
Channel 4 hosts Stand Up to Cancer tonight from 9pm.
By @SophieRafter