PornHub gifts free membership to residents of places with sexually suggestive names

By on Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Online adult entertainment site, Pornhub announced today that they are giving something back to the long suffering inhabitants of towns across the world with sexually suggestive names.

They say, to make up for years of humiliation and being the butt of many jokes, they are declaring these areas as “Official Pornhub Premium Places” and gifting residents with a lifetime premium membership to their On-Demand streaming services.

Places from Pussy in France, Rectum in the Netherlands to Dildo, Newfoundland have all received the accolade with the full list displayed on an interactive map on the campaign’s landing page

Using the #premiumplaces people can also nominate on Twitter any location with a similarly giggle-inducing name to be added into the promotion.

“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes,” said Corey Price, VP, Pornhub.

“Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.”

Pornhub’s ‘premium’ towns thus far are: 

Analândia, São Paulo

Fort Dick, California

Hairy Hill, Alberta

Climax, Saskatchewan

Hooker, Oklahoma

Bohners Lake, Wisconsin

Climax, Michigan

French Lick, Indiana

Big Bone, Kentucky

Cumming, Georgia

Horneytown, North Carolina

Threeway, Virginia

Big Beaver, Pennsylvania

Balls Creek Nova Scotia

Dildo, Newfoundland

Come By Chance, Newfoundland

Pee, Margibi

Tit, Adrar

Le Tampon, Réunion

Cumbum, Tamil Nadu

Slut, Västernorrlands län

Gay, Oblast Samara

Penistone, South Yorkshire

Fingeringhoe, Essex

Balls Cross, Petworth

Cocking, Midhurst

Lower Dicker, East Sussex

Weener, Niedersachsen

Rectum, Overijssel

Titz, Nordrhein-Westfalen

Pissy, Hauts-de-France

Brest, Bretagne

Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté

Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté

Condom, Occitanie

Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes

Bitsch, Canton of Valais

La Vagina, Toskana

Petting, Bayern

F***ing, Oberösterreich

Horni Police, Česká Lípa District

Blowhard, Victoria

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