PornHub gifts free membership to residents of places with sexually suggestive names
By Georgina Vincent on Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Online adult entertainment site, Pornhub announced today that they are giving something back to the long suffering inhabitants of towns across the world with sexually suggestive names.
They say, to make up for years of humiliation and being the butt of many jokes, they are declaring these areas as “Official Pornhub Premium Places” and gifting residents with a lifetime premium membership to their On-Demand streaming services.
Places from Pussy in France, Rectum in the Netherlands to Dildo, Newfoundland have all received the accolade with the full list displayed on an interactive map on the campaign’s landing page premiumplaces.org.
Using the #premiumplaces people can also nominate on Twitter any location with a similarly giggle-inducing name to be added into the promotion.
“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes,” said Corey Price, VP, Pornhub.
“Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.”
Pornhub’s ‘premium’ towns thus far are:
Analândia, São Paulo
Fort Dick, California
Hairy Hill, Alberta
Climax, Saskatchewan
Hooker, Oklahoma
Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
Climax, Michigan
French Lick, Indiana
Big Bone, Kentucky
Cumming, Georgia
Horneytown, North Carolina
Threeway, Virginia
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Balls Creek Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Pee, Margibi
Tit, Adrar
Le Tampon, Réunion
Cumbum, Tamil Nadu
Slut, Västernorrlands län
Gay, Oblast Samara
Penistone, South Yorkshire
Fingeringhoe, Essex
Balls Cross, Petworth
Cocking, Midhurst
Lower Dicker, East Sussex
Weener, Niedersachsen
Rectum, Overijssel
Titz, Nordrhein-Westfalen
Pissy, Hauts-de-France
Brest, Bretagne
Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Condom, Occitanie
Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes
Bitsch, Canton of Valais
La Vagina, Toskana
Petting, Bayern
F***ing, Oberösterreich
Horni Police, Česká Lípa District
Blowhard, Victoria
